Another tune in the family of social media songs. We've had Facebore, #RIPCELEBRITY, Unfriended, Keyboard Warrior and RU OK Hun? Now, thanks to the ever evolving nature of the cyber web, we have I'm Snoozing You For 30 Days. 

What did we do before the internet? Wrote songs with a broader subject matter probably! Anyway, thanks Zuckerberg & friends for making life easier.
Next time you feel the need to snooze a friend for 30 days on Facebook, be sure to play them this song first. They'll definitely* appreciate it.

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I've known you now for a long long time
You're such a very good friend of mine
But now I'm snoozing you for 30 days
Snoozing you for 30 days, yeh...

In real life I couldn't love you more 
But on the internet you are a crushing** bore
So I'm snoozing you for 30 days
Snoozing you for 30 days, yeh yeh yeh

And if 30 days should become 60 days
I'm not sure I'd miss you that much anyway
Hey, hey, hey...

Remember when all we did was laugh
At old embarrassing photographs
Well now I'm snoozing you for 30 days
Snoozing you for 30 days, yeh

You've swapped your bottle of forgotten dreams
For talking politics and sharing 'witty' memes
So now I'm snoozing you for 30 days
Snoozing you for 30 days, yeh yeh yeh

And if 30 days should become 60 days
I'm not sure I'd miss you that much anyway
Hey, hey, hey...

But what if something important happens
And I never find out?
What if something important happens
And I spend the rest of my days
Wondering what our friendship was all about?

Well that would be your fault
For becoming such a sickening bore

And that would be your fault
For making everything such a chore

And that would be your fault
For becoming such a sickening bore

And that would be your fault
For making everything such a chore





 

 

*Probably

 **I know it's crashing, but crushing sounds better